Apparently, “Bro Balls” Are a Thing
Sometimes I have absolutely no idea how I come across the stuff I do on the internet. One second I’m looking at some guy doing the Git Up Challenge and somehow that leads me to the Facebook page of my coworker’s sister’s younger cousin’s friend’s Instagram which leads me to a random Urban Dictionary page that leads to the obscure discovery of “bro balls”.
What the hell are “Bro Balls”?
Think “blue balls”, but entirely not sexual and more to do with the pent up excitement of some awesome time with your buddy being straight up ruined by his shitty girlfriend.
If “blue balls” is the sensation that occurs when you get aroused with your girlfriend only to be interrupted right before your man seed is ready to set sail, then “bro balls” is when you have a day of chillaxing planned only for it to be canceled last minute.
You’ve got your thirty-rack of Busch in the fridge, hot wings on order from Dominos, and the UFC fight pre-ordered on PPV. You have a major bro-rection and then you get a text.
“Sorry man! Stacy’s mom flew in this weekend and Stacy wants me to stick around the apartment. I can’t come over.”
Dammit, Stacy and her bromance crushing. She just caused some serious “bro balls”!
Who can blame him though? Hot moms are the shit!
Sharing is caring, so slap those social share buttons! Then give this article a comment and always remember bro, scrub your balls.
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