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Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock is Rooted in Insecurity

March 30, 2022March 30, 2022 Landon 381 Comments Breakup, Confidence, Divorce, Insecurity, Personal Thoughts, Unpopular Opinions

Will Smith didn’t slap Chris Rock to stand up for his wife, he slapped him to prove himself to her. Will Smith is insecure.

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The “Anti-Motivational Speech” Motivational Speech

April 10, 2021April 12, 2021 Landon 2,112 Comments Bullshit Memes, Confidence, Friendship, Individuality, Insecurity, Inspiration, Love, Motivational, Personal Thoughts, Respect, Self Improvement, Unpopular Opinions

It’s weird to me that the current state of motivational speaking is all about “only you are responsible for your happiness” when genuine social-psychology suggests that humans have a fundamental desire to belong.

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Must Have Items Men Should Have in Their Car When Dating

January 14, 2021January 14, 2021 Landon 1 Comment Dating, Flirting, Lists, Sex, Tinder

Sometimes there just isn’t any way to swing rushing home after work and speeding through a shower. I quickly found having these 10 essential items in my car played an important role in both being ready for a date – and ending it well!

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How To Start a Clothing Label Like An Entrepreneur Bro: Automated, No Inventory, Cheap

November 18, 2020April 19, 2021 Landon 16,527 Comments Alpha Male, Career, Manshit, Money, Tips

The step by step guide to starting a clothing label that’s automated, requires no inventory, and is ridiculously affordable to invest in.

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I Dated a Cheater

November 7, 2020November 10, 2020 Landon 384 Comments Breakup, Dating, Divorce, Love, Personal Thoughts, Self Improvement

So there we were. At one corner of the couch, Liz sat with her legs curled up beneath her as the perpetrator of an affair and myself at the opposite corner a victim of cheating silently trying to process my next move.

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Bro Review: Level Up Your Gift Giving With Yacho

October 23, 2020October 23, 2020 Landon 205 Comments Dating, Love, Review, Tips

Guys need Yacho because, we both know we could you some assistance giving gifts to our gals.
I’d bet even Mrs. Clause has gotten a fax machine for their anniversary.

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BustABit: How to Profit Consistently with Martingale

August 7, 2020October 25, 2020 Landon 193 Comments Manshit, Money, Tips

Learn how to profit consistently on bustabit using the martingale strategy with bankroll management.

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What is a simp & why shouldn’t you be one?

August 3, 2020August 25, 2020 Landon 178 Comments Alpha Male, Bro Code, Confidence, Dating, Entitlement, Friendzone, NiceGuys, Self Improvement

Simps are the type of guys that will do anything to be with a woman, including sucking up to her. The problem is, this behavior isn’t confident, it’s unattractive, and it isn’t loving.

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Are Fuckboys Really Assholes or Are You Just Jealous?

July 23, 2020July 22, 2021 Landon 1,860 Comments Adult Content, Alpha Male, Confidence, Dating, Entitlement, Friendzone, NiceGuys, Personal Thoughts, Self Improvement, Sex, Unpopular Opinions

So many men hate fuckboys and yet idolize their lifestyle. Are they really the assholes we make them out to be or are we just compensating for their existence not fitting our ideal narratives?

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“Choke Me” She Said – Why I’m No Longer Too Nice In Bed

July 16, 2020July 22, 2021 Landon 133 Comments Adult Content, Alpha Male, Comfort Zones, Confidence, Dating, Love, NiceGuys, Sex

I was “making love” while others were “passionately fucking” her. She had looked me in the eye while fucking and said “choke me”. I wanted to. She wanted me to. But I couldn’t and we never had sex again.

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