Landon | Bro, Scrub Your Balls | A Blog for Guys

Your Girlfriend Will Change You To Be Less Attractive & Then She’ll Leave.

July 6, 2020November 9, 2020 Landon 147 Comments Alpha Male, Comfort Zones, Confidence, Dating, Entitlement, Flirting, Individuality, Insecurity, Love, Personal Thoughts, Self Improvement, Tips, Unpopular Opinions

Your girlfriend wants to make you less attractive, because it makes you less desirable to other women. That’s also what will make her fall out of love with you. You’ve been warned.

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You Only Need One Reason To Leave

June 4, 2020June 4, 2020 Landon 161 Comments Breakup, Bullshit Memes, Dating, Divorce, Entitlement, Love, Personal Thoughts

Here’s some bullshit: If you really love someone, even if there’s a million reasons to leave, you’ll find one reason to stay.

Wrong.

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Babe of the Month: Kate M

June 1, 2020May 16, 2020 Landon 163 Comments Babes, Beautiful Girls

Check out the beautiful Kate M, our featured Instagram Babe of June 2020.

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How to Prepare for a Girl Staying the Night & Hooking Up

May 23, 2020April 14, 2021 Landon 44 Comments Dating, Lists, Sex, Tinder, Tips

Few things in life affirm you’re going to smash than positive reception to you asking “wanna go back to my place?”. Whatever you’re doing so far is working wonders for you. Here’s how to not fuck the rest of your night up.

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I’ve Been a Fuck Boy…and I’m Broken and Alone

May 4, 2020April 15, 2021 Landon 161 Comments Confidence, Dating, Divorce, Entitlement, Friendship, Insecurity, Personal Thoughts, Respect, Self Improvement

This is a story of insecurity and loneliness. It’s also a story of confidence, arrogance, and promiscuity. It’s a story of hurt people hurting people. It’s my story – the story of a broken fuck boy.

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You May Never Be An Alpha Male

April 29, 2020August 3, 2020 Landon 167 Comments Alpha Male, Confidence, Individuality, Insecurity, Inspiration, Motivational, NiceGuys, Personal Thoughts, Self Improvement

What we really need to be asking ourselves is not how to be the best version of an “alpha male”, but instead “how do we become the best version of ourselves”. If we tie our value as a man to an image of what it takes to be the stereotypical “alpha male”, I feel like many men will be reaching for the unachievable.

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Relationships Swiping Right

Why COVID Quarantine Might Be The Worst Time To Start a Relationship

April 27, 2020April 28, 2020 Landon 37 Comments Dating, Insecurity, Love, Personal Thoughts, Unpopular Opinions

As the Coronavirus quarantine drags on, online dating sites have doubled down on bringing people together. But should we really be taking on relationships amidst COVID isolation?

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Crossing Streams

Gifts to Buy a Bro

April 24, 2020April 24, 2020 Landon 291 Comments Bachelor Parties, Bromance, Buddies, Friendship, Lists, Manshit, Tips

We all know a “bro” – you know the stereotype. Juuls, “my dad’s a lawyer” salmon shorts, and you’ve never seen him with his hat on normally. What do you by him as a gift?

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Bro Review: Aqua Jet Razor

April 20, 2020July 28, 2020 Landon 180 Comments Manshit, Review, Tips

The Aqua Jet Razor suggests itself to be a revolutionary approach to shaving. Putting it to the test manscaping, let’s see how it handles in this review.

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Cut Out The “Maybes”

April 20, 2020April 12, 2021 Landon 98 Comments Alpha Male, Career, Comfort Zones, Confidence, Entrepreneur, Insecurity, Inspiration, Money, Motivational, Self Improvement

Stop selling yourself short in business. Believe in yourself by cutting out the “maybes”. Customers don’t want to hear “I think I can”. Start responding with “yes!”

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