Distracted Lifeguards

Hey! We have the greatest job in the world - watching beautiful women in bikinis at the beach...err, and helping people from drowning! We get a little distracted though! Good thing we can put our Female Body Inspector certifications to use here. We help women and models seeking to promote their Instagrams by finding awesome new babes of the month!

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